MY LITTLE BROTHER HAD TO WRITE AN ACROSTIC POEM ABOUT FALL FOR SCHOOL
why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf
“I sometimes follow the Natalie Portman rule — I’m vegan in my home and vegetarian outside. I do that when I’m in New York a lot. Because when my grandmother makes me baked ziti, she would smack me in the face if I didn’t have it.”
The cyberbullying section in my college book
that doesnt even sound like cyberbullying that sounds like theyre going to carpool
trying to cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth
I’d love to punch you right now but the prime directive clearly states that primitive species should not be interfered with until they reach a certain level of maturity in their evolutionary tree.
Did you just burn someone in Vulcan?
No, they burned them with Federation Law.
Sophie Turner for US Vogue, December 2013
- I’m good at it; I think, and uh… I just… I enjoy it. You know? I like getting to know clients, I like finding out their secrets. Kind of, like, a… private detective? Or a priest. Ish. Just with, like, better underwear. And just loads and loads of sex.
- Is it really that simple?
- Well, I never said it was simple.
what if loki doesn’t wear clothes and he just like wishes his clothes onto his body but they’re illusions so he’s perpetually naked
what if loki just wears footie pajamas all the time but nobody can tell because his clothes are illusions